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1939: A MUSICAL FORBEAR
My late Uncle Les was a dance band trumpeter before the Second World War. That’s him, blowing-up a storm next to the smooth operator rocking the mic.Photographer Unknown |
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1951(?): ONCE UPON A TIME, IT HAD HAIR.
This probably dates from 1951. Don’t know where it was taken. Possibly somewhere in Wales; Pa was a production engineer, and we moved around a lot in the early days.Photographer Unknown. |
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1960 (?): A STRANGE FAMILY GATHERING
These are my cousins, doing strange things to each other’s hair. I am on the far right, trying to play the trumpet (probably the one belonging to Uncle Les). I never learnt to play anything properly.Photographer Unknown. |
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1964 (?): OUNDLE SCHOOL
One of the few advantages of a boarding school education (and in my case, education, as such, wasn’t one of them) was that it provided a captive audience, hungry for any kind of entertainment. In this atmosphere, all manner of terrible bands flourished. This might be me with ‘The Bayswater Underground Blues Brethren’, or perhaps with ‘The Gut-Bucket Stompers’, (but not ‘The Big ‘R’ Soul Band’, for which I failed the audition.)Photographer Unknown. |
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1964: SCHOOLDAYS
At sixteen, I was very Steampunk, but I don’t think they called it that back then, they tended to use the phrase ‘poncy little gits’.Photographer Unknown. |
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1965: THE OUNDLE SCHOOL CADET CORPS BAND
I am the gallant little drummer-boy; front rank, third from the Left. We are wearing standard 2nd World War uniform, and this was shortly after the Band’s outfits had been modernised. Before then, we wore army uniforms from 1914-18, including puttees wound round our legs.Photographer Unknown. |
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1965: THE FREEWHEELIN’ HUTCHINSON M. & SMITH C.J.J
Oundle School, June 1965. According to the back of the photo, we were a part of an event called ‘Sanderson House – Music & Song’ (oh, the horror…). Max Hutchinson and I are sitting on a roof doing numbers from the second Bob Dylan album. As you see from our appearance, we were just wild, out-of-control rebels.Photographer Unknown. |
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1965: THE CHELSEA BUNS (YOUR CURRENT FAVOURITES)
Oundle School, March 1965. Rehearsing for the School Review ‘The First Signs Of Madness’ with Dave Mitchell (sax), Max Hutchinson (harmonium) & Nick Lucas (guitar). (These guys will keep cropping up for the next forty years.) The Review was, for a few years, a successful and anarchic school institution. Inspired by ‘That Was The Week That Was’, ‘Beyond The Fringe’ and ‘The Goon Show’, we had surprising license to take pot shots at the school establishment. This particular Review was co-written by myself and (later to be the famous playwright) David Edgar.Photographer Unknown. |
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1966: POETRY AND JAZZ
Oundle School. Certainly the most pretentious ensemble of my schooldays was the ‘Poetry and Jazz’ team, photographed above for the Peterborough Evening Telegraph. (We were pictured on the front page, sharing space with news of the first B-52 raids of the Vietnam War). Portentous declaiming of typical adolescent poetry was accompanied by stuff that sounded rather like, but wasn’t actually anywhere near, Modern Jazz. Hilariously awful, but we managed to do quite a few gigs. The cool youth in the shades would become the playwright David Edgar, while Judge, with his swinging bongos, Max Hutchinson and David Mitchell are on the left. Like, wow, man…Photographer Unknown. |
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1967: STRANGE KNEE-RELATED ACTIVITY (WITH AUTOHARP)
I was very keen on the autoharp for quite a long while. It sounds thin and feeble, but it’s so simple to play, even I could manage it. I have absolutely no idea what is going-on in this photograph. Whatever is happening, the girl doesn’t look too thrilled about it.Photographer Unknown. |
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1967: VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR – FIRST EDITION
Manchester University. This is the only photograph I know of that shows the proto-group or Ur-band, consisting of Peter Hammill and myself. This poptastic duo did one or two gigs together even after teaming up with Organist Nick Pearne, since the dear fellow didn’t have an Organ at the time.Photographer: Gordian Troeller. |
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1967: VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR – SECOND EDITION
Manchester University. Photograph from the University newspaper, the Manchester Independent. It illustrated the last of a series of articles about the band written by ‘Daviona Burman’ a pen-name of old school-friend David Edgar, who was also there, reading Drama, a year ahead of me. This article was headlined ‘Van Der Graaf Bow Out’ and announced that Peter and I were leaving Manchester to ‘go pro’. “It’s going to be a great scene,” Daviona concludes.Photographer: Gordian Troeller (?). |
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1968: VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR – THIRD EDITION
Somewhere on the South Coast. Left to Right: Judge, Peter Hammill, Hugh Banton. I can remember the session, just about, but had no Idea where it was taken, or who the photographer was, until recently, when I read ‘Van der Graaf Generator – The Book’; the tautologically titled, but most informative and beautifully put-together work of research by Jim Christopulos and Phil Smart. Hugh is dressed as Beethoven; I appear to have returned after a hard day as an extra on ‘Witchfinder General’, and Peter has an endangered species on his head. How could we not have been successful?Photographer: Dunstan Pereira. |
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1968: VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR – FOURTH EDITION
Hampstead Heath, 1968. Left to Right: Keith Ellis, Guy Evans, Hugh Banton, Me, Peter Hammill. I don’t remember doing this either, but hey, if you can remember the Sixties, you weren’t there, right? Four highly-skilled musicians and a non-playing fifth wheel; four babe-magnets and a bearded wonder. Remind me, why did I leave the band again?Photographer: Barry Wentzell. |
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1968: TRYING TO GROW A CHIN
South Coast. Don’t try to look serious and romantic, Judge. It doesn’t work on you… However, if you think I look awful with that hair and the beard, you should have seen what I looked like before I grew them.Photographer: Dunstan Pereira. |
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1969: HEEBALOB
London. This is one of the very few photographs that exist of Heebalob, the band I formed after leaving Van der Graaf. Left to Right: John Weir (Bass), Judge (Vocals), Martin Pottinger (Drums), Max Hutchinson, (Guitar, Piano, Sax), David Jackson (Sax). Taken in a rehearsal room above a pub in Blackheath. Heebalob was a noble experiment, but it would have taken a lot more rehearsal than we could afford, to get it into presentable shape. Our complex songs and ambitious, zapparesque, jazz-rock stylings really needed better musicians than most of us were at the time. David Jackson was our star player.Photographer Unknown. |
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1969: NATIONAL JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL
Plumpton, Sussex, 8th August 1969. This was Heebalob’s finest hour. I believe we played quite well, and after the gig I was summoned to meet Giorgio Gomelski, the producer who had discovered and managed The Rolling Stones. As I sat at the great man’s feet, Arthur Brown (a global superstar at that time) wandered past, and though I’d only met him a couple of times, contrived to give Mr Gomelski the impression that he and I were best buddies, which did me no harm at all. A recording contract for the band eventually materialized, but alas, all went dramatically pear-shaped for Gomelski’s Tangerine Record label, before the band could get anywhere. Someone was supposed to be taking photos of us on stage at the Festival, but he’d left his telephoto lens on by mistake, and from a whole film’s worth of knees and guitar-straps in extreme close-up, this was the only usable image.Photographer Unknown. |
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1969: FLOWER CHILDREN, NATIONAL JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL
Plumpton, Sussex, August 1969. Back-stage at the festival. I’m feeling cheerful about the positive audience reaction to the gig, and Heebalob’s prospects. Peter Hammill did a solo spot on the Main Stage the next day. (We were only on the Second Stage, but then so were King Crimson) and I also remember seeing Gilbert & George, then at the start of their art career, as ‘living statues’. Whatever happened to chicks in headbands?Photographer Unknown. |
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1972: THE FREE ART RESEARCH TRIO
RONNIE SCOTT’S CLUB, SOHO. 23rd July 1972. The Free Art Research Trio, usually known by its acronym F.A.R.T. was a ‘free music’ improvisation group, comprising Max Hutchinson, playing ‘Electrapiano with Filters’ (an old electric piano with its case removed, played through fuzz boxes and a wa-wa pedal), myself, on ‘Lignaphones’ (i.e. a set of home-made wooden percussion instruments covered in war-surplus contact microphones), and on this particular occasion, David Mitchell, playing his sax through various effects boxes. Our gimmick was this: We would merrily improvise, while our funny noises were recorded onto a three-minute tape loop mounted on one of a couple of ancient quarter-inch tape-recorders. At the end of three minutes, this loop would be automatically played back through loudspeakers, while we improvised over the top of it. The second three minutes was recorded on another tape-loop, and then that was played back, while we played a third layer on top of the others. All our numbers were therefore exactly nine minutes long. We always wore white laboratory coats, and made an extraordinary racket. Because we didn’t take ourselves too seriously, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves at our gigs, and considering it was ‘honks, squeaks and bangs’ music, the audience seemed to as well. However, I remain convinced that avant-garde music is always far more fun to do than it is to listen to.Photographer Unknown. |
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MID-1970s JUDGE
A dear friend eventually persuaded me to lose the beard. “You’ll never get a girl with that disgusting thing on your face”, she said. A powerful argument, I thought, and did the deed, with rapid and highly satisfactory results. I believe this photo might have been taken by Les Chappell, musical-and-life-partner of singer Lene Lovich, friends who I’d known since 1970, when we all had rooms above a Greek fish-and-chip shop off the Tottenham Court Road. I would have had this taken because I was trying to promote one project or another, now lost in the landfill of time.Photographer: Les Chappell (?) |
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ANOTHER MID-SEVENTIES JUDGE
What on earth was this one all about? I remember going to a lot of trouble to get the tropical kit. On reflection, I think it might have been connected with a last desperate attempt I made to make a commercial single. Instead of one of my own numbers, I reasoned, I’ll do a cover version. I recorded a rather Cockney Rebel-ish arrangement of a lovely old show-tune by Kurt Weil, ‘September Song’, with all the usual suspects roped-in to help, but the fish still weren’t biting for me. Back to the drawing-board.Photographer Unknown. |
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1977: THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL
THE NATIONAL BRASS BAND FESTIVAL. Oct 8th 1977.
This was the premiere of ‘Samson’, a cantata for Brass Band and Choir by composer Joseph Horovitz, for which I wrote the libretto. Broadcast live on Radio Three, this was a very exciting event for me. Sitting in a box, and hearing my lyrics sung by the London Philharmonic Choir and a splendid baritone soloist, while the ‘Massed Bands’ (that’s at least two of the things down there) blasted away, was a tremendous thrill. I’ve now done a couple of these ‘classical’ projects, and hope to do more. It’s all rock’n’roll to me…Photographer: Judge Smith. |
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1977: A NEW WAVE
For some extraordinary reason, there seems to be not one existing picture of the last regular rock band I put together, ‘The Imperial Storm Band’, in 1977. This is a shame, as it was quite a visual outfit. We scaled the dizzy heights of a several week ‘residency’ at the Marquee Club, played Dingwall’s at Camden Lock and supported Alberto y Lost Trios Paranoias at the Queen Elizabeth Hall. (If anyone has any snaps of us, hidden away, I’d love to see them.) This photo was taken around the same time, by celebrated rock photographer Anton Corbijn, for a nice article about me in the Dutch music magazine OOR, written by Bert van de Kamp.Photographer: Anton Corbijn. |
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1978: WHAT’S A CROCHET, AGAIN?
THE BOOK OF HOURS, YOUNG VIC THEATRE, June – July 1978. This was an important bit of composing for me, and was a sort of Chamber Opera for one voice, scored for a String Quartet, Bass Guitar and Drums. I was still groping around for a different way of telling a story with words and music, a search that eventually led to my current ‘songstory’ technique. It was produced at the Young Vic Theatre (opposite the Old Vic) and directed by Mel Smith, before he became famous as a comic actor on ‘Not The Nine O’Clock News’. The production was very under-funded, and because they couldn’t afford to bring in a proper drummer, I sat behind a kit for the last time. (I am so not very good at it.)Photographer Unknown. |
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1978: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PLAY QUIETER?
THE BOOK OF HOURS, YOUNG VIC THEATRE, June – July 1978. It was a difficult piece to do well, and frankly none of us were really up to the technical demands of the thing (me particularly). Later, Michael Brand the arranger and I attempted to record it for release as an album, but, even with the better musicians we had in place, we would have had to spend much longer in the studio than we could afford, to get an acceptable master tape. Too bad, but these days I’m out of sympathy with the rather miserable, musician-down-on-his-luck story, anyway.Photographer Unknown. |
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1980: THE MODERN BEATS
‘Too fast, too loud and fifteen years too late’, The Modern Beats were more-or-less a New Wave Pub Rock band. Left to Right: Max Hutchinson (Guitar), Judge, Martin Pottinger (Drums – hidden), Ian Fordham (Bass – ex Imperial Storm Band). Max and I were involved in writing musicals at the time, and both Martin and myself worked in Max’s architectural practice in Islington. The band was supposed to be a relief from all this, so, to avoid having to take the thing too seriously, we had a policy of doing no original material whatsoever. Instead, we drew our repertoire from hit songs of the Beat group era of the early to mid ’60s, which we played very fast in a punky mode. We kept going for several years, playing round the rock pubs of North London, and we got pretty good at what we did.Photographer Unknown. |
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1980: LONDON, LYCEUM THEATRE
3rd February 1980. This was a big gig supporting Lene Lovich. The Modern Beats were augmented for the occasion by Dave Mitchell on sax, and the band learned some Imperial Storm Band material at Lene’s request. Also on the bill were The Body Snatchers, an all-girl ska band, and Holly & The Italians, stable-mates of Lene’s at Stiff Records; and I think we might have been announced as the ‘Judge Smith Band’.Photographer Unknown. |
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1980: LONDON, LYCEUM THEATRE
Maxwell Hutchinson had a unique guitar style which combined the hyper-percussive rhythm technique of the best Beat group guitarists with an ability to create solos of irresistible outrageousness. Atonality and counter-rhythms were freely deployed in a way I have never heard equalled. Max’s solos always make me smile, and sometimes fall about laughing. He is also responsible for writing some of the very best tunes I have ever heard.Photographer Unknown. |
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1980: LONDON, LYCEUM THEATRE
David Mitchell, is now a highly distinguished medical doctor who ran one of the biggest teaching hospitals in the country. He is also a serious and respected jazz saxophonist. Over the years, however he has always been willing to get involved in music projects, including mine, of a bewildering variety, some of which required him to play music that was pretty ludicrous. Hats off to the good Doctor.Photographer Unknown. |
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1981: MY PLATINUM RECORD
Not The Nine O’Clock News was a tremendously successful comedy TV show, running from 1979 to 1982. Through my connection with Mel Smith, I was invited to submit musical material for the show, and ended up writing several, not very subtle, not very sophisticated, comic songs for them. Some of this material featured on an LP album of the same name put out by BBC Records, which got to No.3 in the album charts and promptly ‘went Platinum’.This photo was taken at a presentation ceremony on 18th March 1981. The album featured the work of so many different writers, that there was never any possibility of actually getting a thing-in-a-frame to call my own. However, I was graciously allowed to hold the sacred object. An auspicious beginning for what would prove to be a rather dull decade for me.Photographer Unknown. |
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1991: DEMOCRAZY
A photo from the artwork for ‘Democrazy’, my first CD, which according to that date-on-a-stick, happened in 1991.Photographer: Judge Smith. |